Hi Everyone,
I have just read Nanny's blog and laughed at her picture of the flying pig. Such a coincidence, I am doing a creative writing course at the moment and a few weeks ago I had to submit a piece, and guess what it was about a flying pig. No real news despite the time lapse. Actually not quite true the last time I mentioned my car being hit, well hubby got his industrial pension early and bought me a new one, well nearly new, it was 14 months old. I bought a Skoda (VW with a Skoda badge) and it is wonderful. I have had the taxation class changed to Disabled, because I am and it has loads of stickers with little wheelchairs on them all round the car. I have driven down to Southampton and back (about 160 miles) not far for some of my xanga friends but the first time I've driven more than 20 miles in one go. I drove to my uncles funeral in Essex about an 80 mile round trip, and in a fortnights time I am driving for our annual visit to Walsingham. Hubby gets too tired now to drive far hence the new car so I can do it instead. Love him to bits. This isnt mine but it is exactly the same
if I shows up that is. Also below is my piece about a flying pig, the references in it are to local landmarks.
PIG FLIES OVER WARRIOR!
It was reported last night that a large ‘saddleback’ pig flew over the land-locked Naval Base HMS Warrior.
This was a new experience for the radar operator who could not believe his eyes as he viewed the pig-shaped blip on the screen.
He is a highly skilled operator who thought he had “seen it all before”.
He has previously reported missiles, flocks of birds, even a UFO 18 months ago, but in his words, “nothing can prepare you for the sighting of a pig on your screen”.
As this was an unidentified pig coming from the direction of Ireland the officers in charge were unsure if it was friendly or hostile, “after all” said the Admiral, “it could have been an IRA agent for all we knew”.
The naval base was put on ‘red alert’ and the four minute warning was sounded at precisely 02.00 hours, waking the residents of the nearby housing estate.
If the pig had been an IRA terrorist about to drop nuclear faeces the residents would have been obliterated long before they realised they had been crapped on.
Stand-down was sounded at 02.03 hours as the pig flew out of radar range without incident.
Fortunately the pig was from Eire and had decided that dancing for his owner Murphy was no longer mind expanding and instead he wanted to meet the Pope. Suiting actions to wishes he had taken off from Dublin Airport at sunset the previous evening heading for the Vatican.
This reporter can verify the facts as she was in St. Peters Square when said pig landed and proceeded to ask the nearest Swiss Guard to show him the way to the Pope’s Audience Chamber.
27-02-09
Chris Kempster ©
Roving reporter to the Vatican Times.
I hope everyone is well, and will get back to you a bit sooner this time, love and hugs to all my friends. GBU all, Chris
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